The Bachelorette S13 E02- "Get the *** Out"

May 30, 2017

A likable single woman gives herself six weeks to find a husband, sorting thru a motley crew of men, including a lying liar who lies and is caught in the act.

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*sigh* I just wish all the people who are with people who they act like they don’t really want to be with would either come clean with what the real issue is, or leave and go find what they’re looking for.
Let the people who love them go find someone to love them back how they want to be loved. #askdemetria #dontwasteyourpretty

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While we’re at it, I’m also not cancelling #bigboi. I am disappointed and displeased with his choice to perform too, but, um, #outkastforever 🗣 I SAID WHAT I SAID #dont@me

*SPOILER ALERT* Adult Randall is on one. How dare he ask Beth to parade the kids at church to look like the family man he is not acting like. Sir? SIR!!!! So wait.. ol girl Zoe called her ex man, who she broke up with via email, to sit across from her new man and ask for favor. Whew! Those are some balls on that one. That Bruh even showed up is... wow.
Kevin looking around at the boxes unsure of what he got himself into?? White Bruh, Beth tried to warn you. It’s looking like Zoe is about to pull a you on you.
Deja ain’t lie about Anderson Cooper.
At least Randall apologized. And it was decent. “You four. You’re what make me great.” *sigh* Ok. I forgive you, Randall.
Kevin and Zoe. Whoooo! The triggers! You ain’t mad about the boxes, White Bruh. You’re mad because you’re not secure in the relationship. Zoe’s not all-in, so Kevin’s actually not paranoid. I didn’t really buy her reasoning of everything’s on Kevin’s time. He suggested she move in. She coulda said “no”. Wanting to make him happy is on her. She gotta own that.
Oh, Beth. “I married a great man and I won’t let you forget that.” I don’t think she was wrong in asking Randall to stop the campaign. She needed— needs— help. Randall would have served himself and his family better to help on the front end and we could avoided all this conflict. But people are people and make mistakes. Glad to see that when Randall gave an inch— apologized and ACTED (action words) better— Beth supported him again and went the extra mile.
Couples fight. Conflict is normal. I’m happy the Black Pearsons are back on track. May they always find their way back to this place. Also, that tender moment in bed? I wanted them to do the sex. But church was better for Randall’s career. Also, Beth is beautiful.
Toby and Kate’s storyline with these toys is dry. He did good with the stadium tho. Glad his meds are working.
Zoe to Kevin: “I like what you’re pushing for”. Ugh! She has valid issues. I’m glad she communicated them. And still: I need these two to go to therapy and uncomplicate themselves. Cause they both got SERIOUS issues.
Randall: “I won.”’ Congratulations! #thisisus

Episode 3, “Democrats, Dildos and Divorce” is LIVE!!!! 🎧 encouraged. #ratchetandrespectable

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This shameful [redacted]. Tuh! I saw this image on @theroot and thought it was a joke. • There aren’t any chefs to prepare proper meals or staff to serve BECAUSE THE [REDACTED] GOVERNMENT IS STILL CLOSED!!! So this.... [Child of God] invited the Clemson men’s football team to the [redacted] White House and served them fast food— McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King— on silver platters by candlelight. And is proudly telling people he paid for it!!! This cheap... [Child of God]!!!! He didn’t even un-box the food and try to make it look like something decent. Just put out a stack of boxes out like you might find at any rest stop on I-95. At the [redacted] White House!!! Bruh! What kind of trailer park [redacted] is this? It’s the [redacted] WHITE HOUSE!!! It’s supposed to be a place of dignity and class and excellence, at least it was when the Obamas were there (I ate good when I went.) And he’s ruining it with this deplorable [redacted]?!?! Let the Obamas have done this. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE?!! (They would have never! EVERRRRRRRR.) This [Child of God]got us out here on the international stage looking like a nation of classless idiots. And got the whole nation looking at DC like we ain’t got no decent restaurants or caterers (I assure you this is not the case.) Ugh!! UGH!!! Thus man is an embarrassment. I 👏🏾am 👏🏾disgusted👏🏾. #thisisamerica #seesomeamerica