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My "Huzzzzband" (Say It Like Sandra from 227)

August 1, 2016

There are many cool things about being married. One of the best is how dropping "husband" ends so many discussions. 

My mother: I saw your little pictures from Cartagena. Your dresses were cute. 

Me: *laughing at "little" cause I know where she's going.The 'rents and I don't do public affection. We're not callous or anything. It's just not who we are. We're a more stoic people, unless we know you well, then we're goofy, but we still ain't touchy-feely. I knew my mother was going to mention the mud pics.* 

Me: You did?

Mom: Ummmm- hmmm. I saw you getting in those volcano ashes too. With that swimsuit on. 

Me: *laughing cause waiting on this conversation was like waiting on the sun to come up.* 

Me: You mean the mud?

Mom: Mmmmm -hmmmm. The volcano ashes. That was your idea?

Me: It was. Yes. 

Mom: Dragging my son-in law into the volcano ashes. 

Me: You don't approve?

Mom: I wouldn't do it. 

Me: Is there something wrong with me getting in a volcano? 

Mom: I guess not. 

Me: We had a good time. 

Mom: I saw. You were all over Greg in those pics. 

Me: Yes Yes, I was all over my huzzzzband. He liked it. 

Mom: Well. *pause* It is your husband. *deep sigh and silence*

Tags Husband, CBW, Mama, Cartagena
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