Quotes: Part 2


I know some of the funniest, most witty and insightful people on the planet. I am pleased to have each one of these nutcases/intellectuals in my life. Day-to-day would be so not amusing nor interesting without their never-ending stream of advice, insights, and (un)intentional humor. They make my life like a primetime dramadey (minus the cameras)

"Fuck ya'll. I am out!" – Dad. The day before my grandmother's funeral, my Mom's cell rings around six o'clock. It's the cemetery calling to say someone from the family has to come view the gravesite and sign off on the location before my grandmother can be buried the NEXT day. Otherwise, they can't bury her...

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